January 2012
108 posts
“Im going to type every word I know: rectangle america megaphone Monday butthole”
– Ron Swanson
I want to date an idiot like andy from parks and rec
I like when popular people make bad art
It’s like god telling me I really do have a place in this world
Just as an fyi to my lovely new followers, I can't...
But I see you and I love you
I felt a tremendous distance between me and everything real.
-Hunter S. Thompson
“What kind of lunatic would want to be Cleopatra over Eleanor Roosevelt?”
– Leslie knope, my spirit diva
my chinese new year resolution is to not be a stupid douchenozzle to everyone around me and to keep the angry hate machine known as my mouth permanently shut
Here I am,
a tiny blip of life on a tiny blip of dust known as earth, which belongs to a galaxy made up of billions of similar tiny blips, which in turn belongs to a web of billions of slightly larger galaxy blips, which stretch so far away that we have to measure the distance in relation to the speed of light simply to make the numbers comprehensible, in a universe full of trillions of secrets,...
It's 3 degrees outside
And that’s 1 degree for each time I’ve gotten up to look in my refrigerator for food I don’t have. I’ll spend today watching news bites on Newt Gingrich’s lack of moral character and try to ignore the fact that I was suspended from work for being absent an excessive amount of times.
“Just stop talking about your nuts and watch battlestar galactica.”
– Emily (via sukaira)
Feminists Bake Cupcakes Too: ideas for "shit thin... →
furrandgold:
enidlovesya:
nohunnylovesyou:
thefriendlyfox:
eastertheatre:
fattypolitic:
purdoom:
You’re not fat!
Ughh…I look so fat.
Ughhh I look so fat. Oh, sorry! (rarely followed up by the “sorry”)
But you’re proportionate!
At least your boobs are big!
(a more specific one) You’re vegetarian? I thought most vegetarians were skinny!
Wow. Look at how fat that person…
“She...
Last night
I had the craziest dream. I have been reading this book on the psychology of nazi doctors, and watching Neon Evangelion, so my dream was like a hybrid of the two.
Basically what happened is, some kind of alien life form came down in the likeness of the rapture and implemented a world wide holocaust type situation. Me and Clay were in LA, and we were stuck in this kind of ghetto, where people were...
I need to see Michael Fassbender nude
in order to assess his golfing skills………………
but I cant find any help!?
Clay wants to sit and watch the golden globes in...
satanpositive:
i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
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